hey there fellow delinquents im that awkward mix of funny depressed sexual and fangirl
R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.
this is why I never believe anyone when they say “just friends”
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat