hey there fellow delinquents im that awkward mix of sexual, depressed, funny, and slightly a fangirl
DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
the last days of school are honestly pointless. it’s basically just three days of watching movies in class with people you can’t wait to get away from
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight.
You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
ryan howard is everything
*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
u kno you are way too into someone when